4 STAR COTTAGE, 6 minutes from Viking Bay, 5 from restaurants. Distant sea views, garden, conservatory, GROUND FLOOR BEDROOM, private parking, linen included, towels available, free bottle of wine, dishwasher, washer/dryer, grill, oven, microwave, Freeview, well more than a standard 4 star self catering holiday home.

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Inside you'll find 3 bedrooms: The Rabbits Room has 2 single beds and distant sea views.

The ground floor Bears Room offers two singles and a large cot, while the Master Bedroom has a doule bed and a travel cot. Every room has central heating.

We don't accept animals. Even non-smokers. We have a restrictive smoking policy: Smoking is only allowed in the sitting room, where I smoke when she doesn't see me. It's worse for your health to smoke elsewhere, especially if I catch you.

Dishwasher, washer/dryer, Freeview, video, DVD, computer games, cot and high chair, maritime books and paintings which could remind you of your grandfather --The Ugly Pirate --, payphone, freephone to our housekeeper, Mrs. Jacky Peck. She's on 01843 862 880 or 07980 522 459.

On the outside you'll find the garden ( hint: try the back of the house) with BBQ area, apple, pear and cherry trees.

Off street parking provided on cottage driveway. No parking meter installed. (Anyone got one for sale?)

Jacky will be expecting you at 3PM on your day of arrival and offer you a bottle of wine. Have her breathalised if she doesn't.